If you drill a hole in the end (where indicated) this can be used quite nicely. It is actually easier to take a piece of coarse grit sandpaper, hold the sandpaper on a hard, flat surface with one hand and with the other hand hold the medicine spoon firmly and rub the sealed end against the sandpaper until the plastic is worn thin enough to poke a hole into the end of the spoon with a pointed object. Do not make the hole too smalll, as you will experience 'backflow'.

I guess I'll need to sit down and write a detailed "how-to" for this one and post it at the site. But... here's the short version (forgive the pun)

REMEMBER: These are *beginner* instructions. You will develop better technique after you understand how your physical structure works.

First off... start with NO PANTS (no underwear, shorts, anything)

Don't wait til you have a bursting bladder to do this. You will tend to overflow the unit if you have too much 'hydraulic' pressure.

Stand with your legs spread well apart... at least shoulder width.

Using your non-dominant hand, spread the vaginal lips a bit. Holding the STP in your other hand, slide it (little spoon area facing up and toward your body) in between the lips... almost into the vagina. Some guys have a urethra that is practically in the vagina. You MUST learn where yours is located. Contrary to what some guys think... the urethra is NOT (generally) located anywhere near the clit/neo-phallus.

Once you think you have the spoon in the right spot... relax and attempt to pee just a little. This way you will know for certain if you are properly located.

If you are... a few drops will come out of the non-spoon end of the STP (assuming you made the hole that you were supposed to make).

If you aren't... a few drops will dampen your manhood (smile) and you will know that you need to move the STP a centimeter or so in one direction or another. Then try releasing just a little bit of pee to check for accuracy again.

When you have successfully peed (hopefully not on the floor)... while still holding the STP in your dominant hand... tilt the peeing end down and gently pull the spoon end toward the front. This sort of gently 'scrapes' any lingering drops into the device and you can give your STP a little 'shake' just like the bio guys have to do, to get the last drop off the tip.

Once you've practiced this a few times... proceed to trying it with underwear on... then with pants, unbuttoned and unzipped and finally the way that you will generally dress.

You can learn to palm the STP as you 'tuck yourself back in place' and zip up. Then you can wash your hands and rinse the STP at the same time with no one taking notice. Dry your hands (and the STP) and drop your gadget in your pocket or wherever.

Any questions???

For making the "Stuffer" you will need GAK (see recipe below), at least 2 non-lubed, non-recepticle end, condoms and a nylon knee-hi stocking.

Fill the first condom with the GAK, tie the open end in a knot (making sure to remove excess air) and place it in a second condom and tie a knot in the open end of it as well.

After preparing the GAK filled condoms... place it in a knee-hi stocking, all the way at the toe... twist the stocking and turn it back again to cover the "willy" a second time. Then take the open end of the stocking and draw it back down a bit, twist it a little and flip it over the 'head' once more. This will secure the stocking in place and give it a bit more of a realistic look in your underwear.

Materials:
2 containers - empty margarine tubs work well
measuring cup marked in ounces
hot water
stirring spoon
1 container Elmer's white glue - 4 oz size is fine
1 small box Borax Booster (20 Mule Team Borax - get the smallest box you can find)
tap water
1 marker pen

Directions:
Label each of the 2 containers, one A and the other B.
Measure 2 ounces (1/4 cup) of the tap water and pour into container A.
Measure 2 ounces (1/4 cup) of the Elmer's glue and add to the water in container A.
Stir the contents of container A thoroughly for at least one minute, then set aside.
Measure 16 ounces (2 cups) of hot water and pour into container B.
Measure 1 ounce (1/8 cup) of the Borax and add to the water in container B.
Stir the contents of container B until thoroughly dissolved and set aside for 2 minutes.
Measure 2 ounces (1/4 cup) of the dissolved Borax solution from container B.
Pour the measured amount into container A and IMMEDIATELY begin stirring.
Stir until the mix turns into a well mixed glob of gooey stuff.

The "GAK" will be white. It can be colored with food coloring to a semi flesh color by using approximately 8 drops of yellow, 6 drops of red and 2 drops of green. Or experiment and find the color you like best. Keep any unused GAK stored in a closed container.

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